Bob Kraft Says His Super Bowl Ring Was Stolen By Russian President

Bob Kraft

The lesson to be learned here is never take your Super Ring around Foreign Presidents or Dictators. You may end up like Robert Kraft.

Last Angry Fan tells the story.

“I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring,’ ” Kraft told the crowd at Carnegie Hall’s Medal of Excellence gala at the Waldorf-Astoria.“I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”

Kraft really wanted the 4.94-carat bauble back, he said Thursday, admitting he’d gotten a call from the George W. Bush-run White House, saying, “‘It would really be in the best interest of US-Soviet relations if you meant to give the ring as a present.” (In fact the Soviet Union had collapsed 14 years earlier.)

But, Kraft said, “I really didn’t [want to]. I had an emotional tie to the ring, it has my name on it. I don’t want to see it on eBay. There was a pause on the other end of the line, and the voice repeated, ‘It would really be in the best interest if you meant to give the ring as a present.’ ” The ring is now reportedly kept in the Kremlin library.

Mr. Kraft learned a lesson that everyone knows in the hood. Don’t wear your best things around criminals and thugs, you might not make it home with them.

Luckily, he didn’t get beat down like I did on a bus in 96 for my starter jacket.

8 thoughts on “Bob Kraft Says His Super Bowl Ring Was Stolen By Russian President

  • It’s just a common saying in the Russian language, “it’s so big I accidentally can kill someone with it”. Looks like he was just trying to joke a little, unfortunately an untranslatable joke. Either Kraft did hand it as a gift, or there was some misunderstanding and Kraft just silently watched Putin leaving the room because he had no balls to say “give my ring back”. Can you take seriosuly a guy who says “Soviets” and then fears his ring can end up on eBay, because, well, Putin has a habit of selling things he stole on eBay, right. Yeah let’s now call Putin a thug because Mr. Kraft is an unfortunate person with bad translators.

    • Are seriously trying to stand up for Vladamir FUCKING Putin?

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