Auburn Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke Released From Prison (Photo)
Updyke was released from prison today after serving 76 days for his crime. He surfaced from prison looking a little thinner, and rocking a mullet haircut.
According to Associated Press sports writer John Zenor, Updyke plans to forge a new direction in his life, without college football.
No Updyke, no “Roll damn Tide.” What will college football in the SEC be without Harvey Updyke.