Dwight Howard continues to be one puzzling man.
Howard will lend his voice to an upcoming animated movie called ‘Free Birds’ with a slew of other celebrities already signed on including Owen Wilson and Amy Poehler.
According to IMBD via Deadspin the movie plot goes as so:
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history – and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
Sounds like an instant classic in the making…
Instead of wasting time opining on the rock-bottom state of Hollywood ingenuity I will just leave that up to the readers.
So far the only thing Howard and Shaq conclusively have in common is their taste for crappy movie roles.