Metta World Peace Says Dwight Howard Won’t Leave Because He’s Got His Balls
Crazy Ron Ron is back, call him whatever you like.
Metta World Peace did an interview on SportsRadio 610 in Houston on Monday, and when the topic of Dwight Howard’s free agency came up things got quite interesting.
Metta replied with the following on Dwight possibly going to the Rockets:
“Well, he’s not going to Houston, I tell you that.”
“You know how those horses have those little things, ties in a bullfight, you tie those things to their balls and they go crazy? I’ve got two of those tied to Dwight Howard’s testicles, so he can’t move.”
Metta then continued with:
“He can’t move,…If he does, it’ll be painful. So he can’t go nowhere.”
Really, would you expect anything different from Metta?
Metta then decided to get serious and explained the following:
“I’m not going to try to convince him,…But definitely, I enjoy him, no question about it. I’ll leave the convincing to the organization and to the fans. But for myself, I’m just working out and things like that, but I definitely enjoy him. He’s a great person. Whoever receives Dwight Howard, they’ll really enjoy their time with him. Hopefully, it’s with the Lakers, but whoever receives him will really enjoy their time.”
So Metta is gonna convince Howard to somehow stay. Hmmm I have a hunch talking about entrapping his testicles isn’t really a good selling point, but I digress.
H/T: CSN Houston