Considering what is going on right now with PEDs, you would think Lolo Jones wouldn’t be a jerk about the drug testers just doing their job, but Lolo Jones is a jerk, so that is exactly what she did.
I was chosen to be drug tested right before I left for my bday party, so the drug testers were obligated to shadow me until i peed in a cup.
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
They asked me to pee at 8. I dragged em to my dinner and went at 11:45pm… They said they didn't know it was my birthday and I had plans.
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Drug testers at my bday party? Street cred goes up. I need a rap song about this…
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Good night drug testers! and the next time u drug test me at my bday dinner party. bring a present!!!!!! A wrapped bottle of water will do
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Nothing worse than someone who isn’t funny, thinking that they are, but of course she will get a Lolo Pass from media.