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OJ Simpson Busted for Stealing Cookies from Prison Cafeteria

by Natasha Paul | Posted on Wednesday, September 25th, 2013


Oh how the mighty have fallen to shame! It is the one of the most tragic stories, but legendary NFL star OJ Simpson is back in the news for more wrong reasons. The Daily Mail has learned the OJ, who is currently serving a 33-year prison sentence for armed robbery, was busted by prison guards for stealing cookies from the prison chow line.

When questioned, OJ revealed that he had stolen over a dozen oatmeal cookies. Sources say that the other prisoners originally thought OJ had a cell phone or some other item that was absolutely forbidden behind bars, but when everyone saw that it was cookies, the whole cafeteria exploded with laughter. OJ also suffers from severe diabetes, so sweet treats such as cookies aren’t a good idea, but I’m guessing that dying from sweets overload isn’t OJ’s biggest concern in life.

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  1. Bob says:

    Why are these criminals even getting cookies??? They lost the rights to cookies when they broke the law.

    • BobIsAnIdiot says:

      Bob, you are an idiot. Did they lose the right to be human? I am pretty sure that the cookies are some crap variety that are mass-produced and cheap.

  2. Abbbbbassssi says:

    I thought it was funny how the other inmates ratted him out thinking he had a cell phone or something, then they all laughed out loud when it was cookies, lmao

  3. Matt says:

    He later vowed to find the real cookie-stealer

  4. sherman says:

    He later vowed to find the real cookie-stealer…once he can get a teetime again.

  5. Jero says:

    If the cookie doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

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