Oh how the mighty have fallen to shame! It is the one of the most tragic stories, but legendary NFL star OJ Simpson is back in the news for more wrong reasons. The Daily Mail has learned the OJ, who is currently serving a 33-year prison sentence for armed robbery, was busted by prison guards for stealing cookies from the prison chow line.
When questioned, OJ revealed that he had stolen over a dozen oatmeal cookies. Sources say that the other prisoners originally thought OJ had a cell phone or some other item that was absolutely forbidden behind bars, but when everyone saw that it was cookies, the whole cafeteria exploded with laughter. OJ also suffers from severe diabetes, so sweet treats such as cookies aren’t a good idea, but I’m guessing that dying from sweets overload isn’t OJ’s biggest concern in life.