Mario Chalmers Blames Bad Crab Dip For Poor Play
This is disgusting, weird and funny all at once.
Mario Chalmers had a less than memorable preseason game on Tuesday. He went 0 for 9 from the field, scoring just 2 points just from free throws.
So what’s the cause of such an anemic performance? Crab dip of course
Never again will I eat arena crab dip before the game. Stomach goin thru it right now
— Mario Chalmers (@mchalmers15) October 16, 2013
So basically diarrhea was the cause for his poor play…lovely.
Take a tums and make your free throws, young man.