The New York Giants have been bad this season. You know things have reached an all time low when strip clubs are refusing to show your games anymore. Rick’s Cabaret in New York says they are refusing to show Giants games because they are just too depressing. In a press release they said:
Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.”
Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne said, “I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games–the guys are sort of deflated–they take that football stuff too seriously!”
I know Eli’s play hasn’t been inspiring lately but the club should be lifting your spirits right? Are the ladies out here like Sweet Pea and they can’t distract from the football game? No shade, but there are cheaper places to watch the Giants and be depressed.