Well this is embarrassing.
According to the Newark Star-Ledger, Kellen Winslow Jr. may have been doing some seriously inappropriate things in his car the night he was busted for synthetic weed.
When officers pulled up on Winslow outside a Target in November, police were initially called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to reports.
The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.
From the report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.
When officers arrived at the scene they found Winslow allegedly “slouched in his seat and moving around.” Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived.
When the officer asked Winslow what he was doing, the tight end stated he was looking for a Boston Market.