Since he has some time on his hands, The Torrington Titans of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League have made him an offer he is sure to refuse. A $5,000 salary and free donuts to coach them. Titans manager Dan McNamara:
“To be honest there is a lot of bad going on in his life,” McNamara said, “and we’re trying to give him some good.”
To be honest, ARod could use some good PR. Plus, he seems like donuts from the pics we have seen lately. Maybe he should give the Titans a call.