File this under “barely news” as the New York Post’s Page Six is reporting that one time Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel, who finalized her divorce earlier this year, is dating former MLB slugger Bret Boone, who is still technically married, although sources told Page Six that Boone and his wife Suzi have split.
But since then, sources said, she’s started dating one-time MLB star Bret Boone, 44, the brother of former Yankee Aaron Boone and son of former player Bob Boone, who also managed the Kansas City Royals and Cincinnati Reds.
Uchitel, 38, finalized her divorce from insurance underwriter Matt Hahn this year. She wouldn’t comment on Boone except to say she is “in a serious relationship.” She and Hahn have a daughter, Wyatt.
Sources told Page Six that Bret is separated from his wife, Suzi, with whom he has four children.
You may now all go back to not caring about either one of those people for the rest of your life.