Brewers pitcher Wily Peralta had himself a bit of trouble taking the field during player introductions prior to taking on the Red Sox earlier today, and by a bit of trouble I mean he did a major faceplant on the Fenway Park dirt (via @PeteBlackburn).
Pretty embarrassing for Peralta. Gotta learn to walk before you can run, son. At least Peralta didn’t do what ESPN Boston’s Joe McDonald suggested he did, because that would have been gross.
Brewers' Wily Peralta just took a huge dump running onto the field for pregame introductions.
— Joe McDonald (@ESPNJoeyMac) April 4, 2014
Sorry Joe, but the only time it’s appropriate to use the phrase “took a huge dump” when referring to baseball is when the Mets or Cubs play.