Woman Arrested for Walking Out of Publix With 7 Lobsters in Her Pants

Nichole Ann Reed Mugshot

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A central Florida woman faces petit theft charges after officials say she stuffed seven frozen lobster tails in her pants and walked out of a Publix supermarket without paying for them.

A loss prevention officer at the DeLand Publix told police he watched 30-year-old Nichole Ann Reed put the lobster tails into her pants on Wednesday evening. He says she walked around the store before leaving.

I was going to make a fishy joke, but I am going to leave it alone.