You telling me they weren’t on high alert when he walked into the store?
Police are looking to p-p-pick up a penguin in connection with a theft at a supermarket.
The bird-brain in fancy dress, who was wearing a penguin onesie, allegedly made off with a crate of lager from Sainsbury’s in County Durham.
Instead of getting in a flap about it, the authorities are asking waddle we have here then – while questions about whether he ventured to the fish counter for a snack before entering the booze section remain.
H/T Daily Mirror