Chips Ahoy! is a quality chocolate chip cookie, so I can understand the man’s annoyance, but not to the point of trying to choke a woman to death.
A central Illinois man is accused of trying to kill his female roommate for allegedly eating cookies, perhaps because he wanted them.
Police allege that Allen Hall turned angry Wednesday morning when he learned his 49-year-old roommate ate three Chips Ahoy! cookies for breakfast. The victim said she was in the bathroom getting dressed when he pounded on the door, threatening to kill her.
“If you are going to kill me then go ahead,” the victim said she told Hall, thinking he was joking.
He then grabbed her with both hands, threw her down on the tub, and began to squeeze her throat, police said.
Hall has been charged with attempted murder and aggravated domestic battery. Hall is being held on $75k bond.