And the most delusional fan of the year award goes to our friend Derek of “The Billy Madison Show” who seems to believe his Dallas Cowboys will be the 2015 Super Bowl Champions. The same Cowboys who have gone 8-8 the last three seasons and haven’t been to the playoffs since 2009. The same Cowboys who have won just one playoff game since 1997. The same Cowboys who had the third worst defense in NFL history and are now without Demarcus Ware, Sean Lee, and now Orlando Scandrick.
— Dirty Derek (@BMS_Derek) August 10, 2014
Deep down in my heart of hearts I am hoping this is just some big prank and that he’ll be saying “Got Ya” while wiping his temporary tattoo off.