Ladies if you’re in the DC area and have no pride or self-respect, then there’s a Craiglist bargain of a lifetime for you. A man claiming to be 24 and athletic is offering a pair of Diamond Club tickets in exchange for a measly threesome. Seems fair enough. Diamond Club includes all you can drink beer and wine and gourmet food. Sounds like a jackpot winner to me. Plus, he’s not some old, gross man. He’s 24 and athletic! That’s a steal in itself.
To top it off, he says he doesn’t want to go to the game and doesn’t need the extra cash from selling the tickets. This could only mean he’s got money to spare in the bank. If you play your cards right, you might get a lifetime sponsor in exchange for threesomes. I don’t know about the DC ladies, but this just sounds better and better the more you read the ad.
Let’s all thank Craiglist and Mr. 24 & Athletic for making female degradation very possible. Here’s a peek at the ad.
[h/t Sportress]