Spray Tan is by far the most clever boyfriend #2 alias I’ve ever heard in my lifetime. You have to give Brennan Clay’s soon to be ex-wife Gina her props her creativity when she was trying to figure out the best name to use for her sidepiece, Dallas Cowboys RB DeMarco Murray.
Now, some creative geniuses have gone a step further to ensure that we can all have our own original DeMarco Murray “Spray Tan” Cowboys jersey. At this point, I can’t imagine how Murray can live this one down. Sleeping with your teammate’s wife is the worst violation of man law.
Just in time for Christmas! #SprayTan pic.twitter.com/WKcT34G4X0
— ©O®V3π3 €H®Î$ (@corvettechrs) December 5, 2014
Real question, @BrennanClay24: If we bought you one of these, would you wear it? http://t.co/JRZRpXDrMW pic.twitter.com/jK859qhEWo
— Central Track (@Central_Track) December 5, 2014
[h/t Larry Brown Sports]