There’s not a lot to do in Nebraska–I understand that part–but this makes no sense to me.
Cornhusker junior defensive end Jack Gangwish showed us just how boring Nebraska really can be after he murdered a raccoon according to his words.
Gangwish said was driving around, according to the Lincoln Journal Star, “when he spotted a raccoon on the side of the road and decided to take a picture.” The racccoon of course bit Gangwish after the defensive end approached.
According to experts, you’re supposed to capture the raccoon so they can test it for rabies. They open up the brains and do research.
Gangwish ruined that after bashing the Raccoon’s skull in.
“It was death by crescent wrench,” the 6-foot-2, 260-pound Gangwish said.
Guys… I got bit by a raccoon… It just looked so soft and friendly I couldnt help it! pic.twitter.com/WCg72GAEAE
— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) December 4, 2014
I googled Rabies symptoms.. Irritability, muscle spasms, aggressiveness, confusion? I think football gives you Rabies pic.twitter.com/WI63nRUGPI
— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) December 4, 2014
I AM THE COON WHISPER.
— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) December 5, 2014
Shouldn’t we be discussing some type of animal cruelty charge for Gangwish, and possibly a stint with a therapist or mental health counselor.
h/t Deadspin