Screech seems pretty happy to be in jail.
Cops tell us Screech allegedly stabbed a guy after getting into an argument late Christmas evening that quickly escalated– the bar owner says it was over pics they were taking of Diamond — and then the actor bailed from the bar.
According to court docs … the victim suffered a 1/2 inch wound under his armpit and bled heavily — but he didn’t notice it had even happened until moments later.
Maybe someone was talking dirty about Lisa Turtle. He is being held on $1k bond.