Desperate times call for desperate measures.
According to The Daily Mail,
Oregon authorities say a suspect brought in for questioning later punched himself in the face and then filed an assault complaint against detectives.
But unfortunately for the suspect, a video recorder was running in a holding room where he’d been left after questioning in Eugene.
The sheriff’s department said Tuesday the footage shows 33-year-old Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski hitting himself, inflicting two black eyes.
In total, the video shows Tomaszewski hitting himself 45 times.
Probably would’ve been a good plan had he not been recorded.