The Duke-Clemson game had a very special guest star in the form of a self-ketchuping hot dog statue. Confused? Take a look.
YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE HOT DOG MAN pic.twitter.com/ovOosFzHOR
— DukeBasketballReport (@dbrsbn) February 21, 2015
That is not a costume, it is a statue and I have no idea why it exists. The hot dog is wrapped in a napkin with the American Flag on it while preparing itself to be eaten by squirting ketchup on it’s head(?) and licking it’s lips. I have no idea why it is at the Duke-Clemson game and I don’t care. Just get it off the court and out of my sight it is ingrained in my brain. Here is a better photo is you need more help in your nightmares.
Why does the hot dog have such prominent white fingernails? Who made this so we can lock them up away from society?