It is a parody account, but still funny, to me at least.
@BaylorStadium @JohnLandes89 sounds like a wild time
— Scott Graham (@scottsdale92) May 14, 2015
.@BaylorStadium Are you hitting on me, Baylor Stadium?
— retired sex panda® (@Pile_of_Derp) May 14, 2015
@Pile_of_Derp @BaylorStadium this is giving me the weirdest boner
— Better Call Nathan (@trilluminathan) May 14, 2015
@Pile_of_Derp @BaylorStadium Maybe its time to unretire, Sex Panda?
— Casey Knapp (@cubs2win47) May 14, 2015
@BaylorStadium I am stadiumsexual let's bang
— Jonah Trill (@KedgeWinchester) May 14, 2015
@baylorstadium this is ableist btw
— Jazz Purist (@jazzpurist) May 14, 2015
.@BaylorStadium hi.
— Javi (@BirdsUpJavi) May 14, 2015
@BaylorStadium I am filled with turkey juice and ready to party!
— The Turkey Baster (@theturkeybaster) May 14, 2015
Baylor realized how it sounded hours later and had this to say.
Whoa grammar police, I'm just a simple stadium. I do not know the ways of your language yet. Phrasing? I'm not even 1 yet, jerks.
— Baylor Stadium (@BaylorStadium) May 14, 2015
A good show by all.