Udonis Haslem is not use to having so much free time in the month of May, but because Lebron is trying to fulfill the Cleveland sports prophecy that he set himself the Miami Heat players did not make a postseason appearance for the first time since 2008. Haslem told South Florida Sun-Sentinel reporter Ira Winderman that he caught a gator on a hunting trip with teammate Birdman last moth, and that he plans on eating it and then making some dope apparel out of it.
Haslem on the gator he caught with Birdman, “I’m going to [eat] it and I’m going to make some shoes, a wallet or something.”
— Ira Winderman (@IraHeatBeat) May 14, 2015
Haslem on his gator hunt last month, “They told me to wait, but I shot the first gator I saw. It happened to be small, but it don’t matter.”
— Ira Winderman (@IraHeatBeat) May 14, 2015
I feel like Haslem is right at home as an outdoors man who most definitely enjoys the simple things in life, and I can imagine any trip that involves booze, guns, and Birdman must be a blast.
Both men have valid alligator trapping agent licenses dated April 27, 2015, which would allow them to assist a licensed trapper in removing a nuisance alligator or take an alligator from a property which had a private lands alligator management program permit, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.