I think you can well enough guess that Jesus didn’t come down and put the money on the table for this woman. But bless her heart.
According to Myrtle Beach Online, on Sunday, 51-year-old April Lee Yates spent almost four hours indulging in the endless seafood spread offered at Bennett’s Calabash Seafood Buffet Restaurant.
After stuffing herself with various buffet selections, she started causing a disturbance with other fish-loving patrons.
Yates was promptly asked to leave the restaurant, but she refused to pay her $26 bill.
Not only did she forget to bring any money with her, but she also said Jesus would be more than happy to cover the check.
WWJD? Apparently not pay for someone’s weight in shrimp scampi.
Police arrested Yates for defrauding a restaurant and booked her into the Myrtle Beach Jail.
Four hours at a buffet? There had to have been some liquor involved.
H/T Geeks and Cleats