This poor guy must have never heard of superglue, or something else beside the sadistic steps he took to avoid being jailed.
Kenzo Roberts, 20, from Florida, was arrested for driving a stolen, and attempted mission impossible to avoid being identified.
Roberts can be seen on surveillance video gnawing his fingers, chewing and then swallowing as he sits in the back of a patrol car.
He had been stopped by authorities cruising in a stolen Mercedes, with a fake ID, three fake credits cards and a gun.
The chew and peel didn’t work, with Roberts also being wanted on a warrant from Broward County for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
H/T: New York Daily News