See that guy above in the picture?
His name is Christopher Bartley and he was supposed to be watching over this top-secret facility, instead he was having sex in the parking lot with all the employees.
A federal police officer charged with guarding a high-security top secret research facility allegedly had sex with other employees and government cars while he was supposed to be working.
Christopher Bartley, 41, was accused by members of the U.S. Congress of carrying out the illicit liaisons when he was supposed to be guarding the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST).
He was accused of sleeping with multiple other members of staff in the taxpayer-funded cars by members of the U.S. House Committee, which is also investigating stolen equipment, security lapses and alleged fraud at the site in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Had to be an SUV right?