The Texas Rangers may be providing too much for their fans. I hope their facilities are fully equipped in case this food doesn’t sit too well.
The MLB playoffs will be quite special this year. This year’s teams are all chasing one thing: a World Series win but the Texas Rangers may be chasing something else if you get our drift. The team has unveiled a playoff menu and their creative minds ran too wild with this.
How over-the-top can the @Rangers get when it comes to playoff food? read @sblaskovich http://t.co/AFVz30SzaQ pic.twitter.com/0i19NG8oX8
— David Duitch (@davidduitch) October 5, 2015
The thought of the next one gave me a stomach ache and a cavity by just staring.
For Postseason Home Games: The @Rangers will sell a hot dog w/cotton candy-infused mustard, topped w/cotton candy pic.twitter.com/No7V4iufdC
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
This one will give you heart failure.
New for @Rangers games: A 2-foot long brownie in Rice Krispies crust, dipped in funnel cake batter & fried pic.twitter.com/usiE9n9AEY
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
Be sure to expect cholesterol problems with this last one.
New @Rangers games: Hot dog w/mac & cheese or mashed potatoes, topped w/brisket, chili or shredded chicken pic.twitter.com/5U5f5sQhXf
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
It’s pretty safe to say that these menu items are bold and daring. Will there be any brave soul out there to try these?