There are some weird people in this word.
Take this story for instance, Scott Stockert traveled from North Dakota to Washington D.C. with a grand plan that included running into the White House and stealing Bo, President Obama’s dog.
His plot was foiled by authorities, even though it seems like a story more equipped for Mystery Inc., and when apprehended Stockert claimed to be Jesus Christ.
He also delivered this message to policeman:
“You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will [expletive] your world up.”
Every good villain has to have a catch phrase, right?
Here’s some of the details surrounding Scott, a.k.a. Jesus’, plot.
An officer responding to a tip from the Secret Service tracked down Stockert at the downtown D.C. hotel. He admitted that he had a shotgun and a rifle in his pickup truck, both unloaded, along with ammunition for the weapons, according to a police report.
It’s illegal to possess unregistered firearms in D.C.
The report said police also found a machete and a billy club.
Oh you thought that it couldn’t get any weirder? Stockert had a back story for his actions.
When he was arrested, the police report said, Stockert claimed that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe and that he came to the capital to announce his campaign for president and advocate for a $99 per month healthcare plan.
I guess all that’s left to say is, God Bless America!