So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
That I'd fished out of his toilet…
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
This is v embarrassing for me. But seriously: dont drink coffee before a date, its better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
More lies from him, he was really laying it on thick, but hey if it worked salute my brother. Hopefully she washed her hands after all this poop holding.
Also can’t be that embarrassed you put the whole story twitter. I hope he isn’t on Twitter she might not get a second date.