Robert E Lee Elementary in Austin, TX is undergoing a name change due to ties to Lee’s association with the Confederacy. So they took suggestions on what to rename the school, with Donald J Trump Elementary coming in first by the way. Some of the off the wall suggestions given were naming it after Adolph Hitler and the classic Schoolie McSchoolface. Of course one of the suggestions was John Cena Elementary School.
So that got me to thinking, what kind of classes would we be teaching at John Cena Elementary? Never Give Up 101? Five Moves of Doom PE Class? No Selling Thugonomics? Would the WWE or Cena get a kickback from the school for using Cena’s name? Austin, do the right thing and pick John Cena Elementary School, because that’s a million times better than Robert E Lee Elementary and at least a hundred times better than Donald J Trump.