That is wifey on the left and mistress on the right.
The husband is one Albert Pillot and this will probably be a birthday he wants to forget. This is sort of the world we live in now, this stuff use to be anonymous but not anymore.
This open letter was written on Negra With Tumbao.
Here are some of the highlights with some commentary.
Happy 43rd Birthday, Babe! I hope you enjoyed your date. You had to have been looking forward to the weekend. I mean your boo got her hair done and sh*t although she doesn’t quite get her cejas together like I like but we all have something, right? I am sure she’s a great person. She f*cks married men for Christ’s sake. Oh and before I forget- Happy Birthday, Tina! Your dress was cute. Cheap….but cute. But I digress. This is, totally, NOT about her.
Anyway, I didn’t want to interrupt your good time so I waited until now to publish this. You see- even though you are a piece of shit, I am still the dutiful wife until the very end. Papito, I KNOW that you need a minute to digest that this is REALLY happening. Babe, this shit is is going down RIGHT NOW. I’ll give you a few seconds to pick your face up. 1…..2…..3….F*CK OUTTA HERE.
Yeah, and we are off….