In the latest episode of the world’s dumbest criminals, we have an Ohio man named Joseph Murphy. Murphy claims that his heroin was stolen from him by a young lady, but instead of trying to locate the woman on his own, Murphy did something that he thought would be a much better idea via ABC7.
WEWS-TV reports a 20-year-old man in Bath Township, near Akron, made the call in January. The recording was released this week.
When the call operator asks why the caller needs a police dog, he replies that a female stole heroin from him.
In addition to being a bonehead and reporting stolen heroin, Murphy also pulled something strange from his pants when he was being interrogated. That was sent to the police lab to be tested, but in the meantime Murphy will face a drug charge.