How Cavs Fans Turned to Porn Hub to Ease the Pain of Losing in the Finals

Looking to move past the disappointment of watching the Cavaliers lose in the NBA finals Cleveland fans turned to one of mankind’s oldest methods of stress release, masturbation.

Pornhub Insights reveals that on the evening of Game 5, traffic to their site from the Cleveland area spiked by 28 percent between midnight and 1 a.m., or right as things were winding down for the Cavaliers’ season.

Towards the end of the game, it seems that Cleveland residents had given up, with traffic down only -6%, while San Francisco stayed -21% below average as they waited to see their team win. After the game, traffic in San Francisco returned to normal, but folks in Cleveland looking to cheer themselves up after their team’s loss caused a +28% surge in Pornhub traffic between Midnight and 1am.

The report goes on to say that San Francisco area’s consumption was markedly down for much of the evening.

So the moral of this story is, when in doubt, take matters into your own hands.