For inmates at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in downtown Chicago, time served is slightly more interesting thanks to a neighboring roof top and women unafraid to take it all off in public.
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, a roof top parking garage directly across from the correction center acts as an impromptu stage for for women to perform strip-teases and sex acts for incarcerated inmates and local authorities say they can’t do anything about it.
“We are aware of the situation and have notified the owner of the property,” a prison spokesperson told the paper, “but because it is private property, the Bureau of Prisons has no authority to remove people from the property.”
Eyewitness accounts report that the women strip naked, fool around with one another, flash money to flaunt their incarcerated boyfriend’s status to other inmates, and perform a number of interesting acts while inmates flicker their cell lights of an on in a sign of appreciation.
Don’t rush up to get locked up in Chicago, it’s still not a good time.