The red thong will always do you in.
Every single time.
A prison nurse who had a relationship with an inmate who was an ex-Derby County player has now been jailed for 20 months after colleagues found her racy red thong in his cell.
Sheffield Crown Court heard was told that Elizabeth Hutton, 50, had hung a “do not disturb” sign on her consultation room door at HMP Doncaster with her former Ram toyboy Medi Abalimba inside the room.
The court was told that Hutton, a divorced mother-of-two, had showered Abalimba with gifts, including a phone, a photo of herself and a saucy pair of knickers.
The court heard Hutton began treating former Derby County midfielder Abalimba, 26, in November 2015. She saw him on a further 12 occasions between then until her relationship with him was discovered in October last year, according to The Daily Mail.
Abalimba, a once promising football star blighted by injury, was once worth £1.2 million after being sold to Derby County from Liverpool Reserves in 2009. He was jailed for fraud in 2014 after posing as Chelsea footballer Gael Kakuta.
20 months seems a bit harsh, but lesson here is always takes your red thongs with you.