Shocked this wasn’t in Florida.
A resident of Austin, Tex., accused of having sex with a chain link fence failed to appear in court last week to face charges of indecent exposure and a warrant has been issued for his arrest.
Eliodoro Estala is now on the run as police are on the lookout for the man who allegedly had wall whoopee in March, the Houston Chronicle reports.
According to the arrest affidavit, the 32-year-old performed oral sex on the inanimate object next to his apartment, as he “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out, moving it up and down” before moving on to “stick his erected penis into the chain link fence.”
Yeah, I am out.