Sounds like a rational plan, shockingly it didn’t work.
Officers in Corsicana, about 55miles (88kilometers) south of Dallas, were responding to a robbery at a local H-E-B grocery store when they tried to detain Shannen Martin.
Police say they handcuffed Martin and placed her in the back of a cruiser where she intentionally used her feces to conceal drugs.
She intended to defecate in order to hide a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine’s Day card, police said.
But the items weren’t discovered until they had arrived at the jail and were booking Martin in.
The cops had to go through the poop to find it.