Obviously, this barber is a wrestling fan.
We just need Bobby The Brain to say the guy threw himself through the window. There are several plot twists to the story so follow along.
The bloody 3 p.m. scene at the Levels Barbershop on Nostrand Ave. in Crown Heights unfolded because the victim, 33, was unhappy about his haircut, witnesses said.
He threatened to withhold payment, enraging his barber, who allegedly shoved him through one of the store’s front windows.
The stylist who gave the man the heave-ho ran off.
Small and Romelus both insisted they didn’t know his name or how to reach him.
“I would have fixed the dude’s hair for him for free. Especially if I knew it was going to be a problem.” Small said. “I think it’s a learning experience for everybody. Communication is key.”
I have to admit the fade does look terrible, not sure if it was bad enough to have my head shoved through a window, but I digress.
Flip the page for video of the guy bleeding all over the place and the classic turn of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty.