Dwight Howard Showed His “Package” To Porn Star? *Jigga Voice* Hold Up Written by: Robert Littal
What in the blue hell is going on today? First Shaq is breaking lamps with Agent 0 Fiance’ and now we have a porn star claiming that Dwight Howard and his shoulders showed her his “package”.
The porn star in question is Mary Carey. She is named that because allegedly she favors R&B star Mariah Carey.
This story originally was bought to my attention by the greatness that is SportsbyBrooks.com.
The quote comes from a radio interview with Carmichael Dave on KHTK Radio and it is absolutely epic:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.
“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …
“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
Sooooo Dwight lost out to a member of N’Sync for the affections of a porn star? Is this possible? I did a little digging and it appears this isn’t an urban legend there is some actual truth to it.
I love how Dwight would read the bible to her to try to talk her out of doing porn. Classic. Absolutely classic.
Here is what is so funny to me if true.
Dwight realizing that he is losing out to a boy band member just “whips it out” ala the Seinfeld episode to try to get the porn stars’ attention.
Come on Dwight step your game up, you are better than this. You just can’t be whipping it out on porn stars that can’t be good for your health.
Look if you want to break lamps with a porn star more power to you, I don’t believe all that holier than thou stuff anyway from any athlete, but at least wrap it up, before you whip it out.
PS- I can not confirm or deny that I have seen any Mary Carey movies
Written By: The CEO and President of BlackSportsOnline and BonaFide Media Group, BonaFide Sports Expert and Dean of NoHology Robert Littal.
@BlackSportsOnline. Email Robert
November 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I went to school in Orlando and Chris Kirkpatrick would just stand by the bar until the women in the club heard who he was and just threw themselves at him. Crazy how he seems to be the prize in that town.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I am not surprised. NSync was huge, but I would think Dwight Howard should be able to pull a porn star I could be wrong.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I would think so if Chuck Liddel can pull one…and he looks like a gremlin that got hit in the face with a bat.
Loved "Dwight Howard and his shoulders…" VERY funny.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I don't know why Dwight denying it. I think it is a cool story he was trying to convert her..lmao
November 5th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
crazy story! whats even crzier is the chick telling the whole story! why does everyone want a reality show #balloonboy
November 6th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Dwight aint been right since he let the 2008 version of spud webb beat him ain Dunk Contest…he has a case of Mind Bad Disease
November 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
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