A Christmas decorator has honored UT Coach Jeff Banks, his stripper girlfriend “Pole Assassin” and emotional support monkey by turning that warming narrative of the monkey allegedly attacking a trick or treater on Halloween into a holiday lawn decor miracle and Twitter is having a field day with the decor.
Remember when Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his stripper girlfriend, the “Pole Assassin,” had their pet monkey out and it allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween?
Well, that really struck a chord with one Christmas decorator, who turned that warming narrative into a holiday lawn decor miracle.
This all became a thing after Ms. Assissin’s monkey bit a kid
The inevitable next step in the saga in which a monkey belonging to a Texas football assistant coach’s girlfriend, a former stripper who went by the name Pole Assassin, allegedly bit a child has arrived:
The child’s family has sued.
In November, it was rumored the child was bitten by the monkey, Gia, at a haunted house hosted by Danielle Thomas in Austin. Thomas, a former exotic dancer and owner of Gia — who was part of her act — was revealed to be dating Jeff Banks, a special teams coach for the Longhorns.
According to the Austin American-Statesman, Amy and Casey Clinkenbeard filed a lawsuit alleging that their son was bit by Thomas’s monkey. The suit says that their son and two of his friends were “taken” to the house’s back yard to see the monkey. They were allegedly told that the monkey was trained to give high-fives, and that’s when the bite happened.
“Instead of giving a high five, Danielle Thomas’ monkey aggressively bit down on [the boy] C.C.’s hand and refused to let go,” the lawsuit alleges. “C.C. was forced to manually pry the monkey’s jaw open. There was so much blood that C.C. was unable to see the full extent of the injury.” after Pole Assassin’s monkey bit a kid on Halloween.
This is 2021 in a nutshell.
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