On Sunday Barcelona’s Dani Alves had a banana thrown at him by a Villareal fan as he lined up for his corner kick during their La Liga match, so he did what any sane, rational person would do when confronted by an act of vile racism…he ate the banana.
Not only does Alves get himself a healthy dose of potassium, he also executes a perfect burn on a racist idiot. Barcelona would go on to win the match 3-2, so double ouch to the banana throwing douchebag.