BREAKING NEWS!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
The BSO Blackberry starts buzzing.
I am thinking Revis signed, Favre punched Brad Childress in the face or Michael Vick is throwing an “All INT Party”.
But nooooooooooo…
It is an ESPN breaking news alert about Tiger Woods’ divorce being final.
You know I get TMZ alerts too and their alert didn’t come in until 7 minutes after ESPN.
Now if an ESPN employee is strong arming women in a Fonzi jacket or watching kiddie porn in a Hotel I never get those alerts.
When Brett Favre was allegedly showing “Lil Favre” to Playboy models I didn’t that alert either.
You can’t pick and choose to be TMZ half the time and “waiting for all the facts” to come out the other half of the time.
You have to be consistent.
Everyone knew Tiger was getting a divorce, so can we just move on and let it go?
Please save the Breaking News alerts for Fantasy Football.