BRETT FAVRE, MADDEN 09 COVER BOY...WHY????

I have come to the conclusion that Brett Favre is Jason Voorhees. I thought once he finally retired that he would fade to "Bolivia" with Mike Tyson. That doesn't appear to be the case. If he isn't on ESPN talking about coming back, he is on David Letterman making cryptic comments about a possible return. No wonder the Packers want to retire his jersey on week 1 before Favre changes his mind for the 15th time.

Just when I think the Favre hoopla was going to die down, it was announced that Favre would be the cover boy for Madden 09. He is retired. Why is he on the cover? Besides the fact that John Madden sleeps in his Madden Cruiser with Favre highlights on repeat 24/7 and it is his franchise, there is no reason every time I pop my copy of Madden into my Xbox 360 I have to look at Favre. Just die already (not literally). I can't take it anymore!