There is a classic Eddie Murphy skit (see above) where Murphy is explaining how women if your "Bed Gammon" skills are on point will believe almost anything you say regardless of how obvious the lie is. The example he uses is a friend gets caught red handed cheating and simply gets out of it by saying "It wasn't me."
Roger Clemens has been saying "It wasn't me" for about six months even though he has been caught red handed about 34 times now. The latest incident being government snitch Kirk Radomski finding receipts under his TV of all places for shipments of HGH to Clemens's home. The story of Clemens's guilt is becoming so repetitive that the story wasn't on ESPN.com front page more the 24 hours (but the NFL checking for "gang signs" was, imagine that).
Clemens through his attorney continues to say "It wasn't me" in hopes that naïve fans who don't want to believe their hero was a worse cheater than Barry Bonds or Mark McGwire will continue their blind faith in him. But even the most loyal women stabbed their husbands in the back after so many infidelities. How many more are you going to need before it becomes clear to you that Clemens has been and always will be a "lying cheat"?
Forget Roger Clemens that Ed clip is a classic. You only get this type of stuff on BSO.
Much better than my new movie that just bombed
He is telling the truth