The last thing we need before the USA Basketball team captures gold is for Bean to sabotage the entire thing because of his lust for the white booty. Now, we all know Misty May-Treanor has a donk (queue the Soldier Boy Youtube for those who don't know what a "Donk" is).
Off topic, but has there ever been a more perfect porn name than Misty May? Even when she got married, it still sounded pornish. But I digress.
We need Darth to focus of the court, not for the next episode of "AssWatchers". You know when Vanessa sees this picture, he is going to have to come off "A Milli" on a diamond necklace or something. Kobe, fight the temptation; homie, fight the temptation.
As far Lebron, go for it!!!! Check out how Lebron is completely oblivious to what Chris Paul and Jason Kidd are talking about. That is the type of ass focus that pimps are legendary for.
*Edit* Emails have been flying in saying that isn't Misty May, but hey, it is much cooler to say Misty May, isn't it? If anyone can ID the athlete hit me up.
Written By BonaFide Sports Expert Robert Littal
lmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaooooooo
I just spit up my juice this dude littal
I am a witness
funny, but lebron is hella focus
LMFAO!!!
"fight the temptatin homie"
"that is the type of ass focus pimps are legendary for"
Littal has a way with words
imma tomahawk dat ass
lol At the title
Lebron is focus maannnnnnn
Not to rain on the fun but Kobe is not looking at her ass.
Thank you
Yeah kind of hard to see that ass from the front, but he is looking to happy talking with her.
Ass so phat you can see it from the front
The black man's kryponite
after watching beach volleyball im too sure that's not Misty, whose head is differently shaped & is also shorter than this chick but whatever.
Why is it "Kobe Noooooooooo!!!" and "Lebron, go for it!!!"?? Don't they both have a wife and two kids at home? Yeah I know technically Lebron's not married to his girl but he might as well be. He's still in a committed relationship with children. So they both need to keep the focus on basketball. And furthermore only Lebron is checking out her ass. This post FAILS!!
Ass so phat..MUST BE TWO SIDESSSSSSSSSSSS
Christina it is pretty clear why it is Kobe nooooooooooooo cause Kobe has been accused of rape. Simple point blank. If anything Littal is trying to save him.
lol at BSO trying to save Kobe
Yeah we all know Kobe was accused of rape. So I'm sure he's learned his lesson, that's why he's just talking to the girl and his eyes are on her face, not her ass. You should be trying to save both of them. Or are you waiting for Lebron to catch a case too? lol
LOLOLOL @ how you pointed out LeBron's focus... Black men amuse me so much... I love y'all, but the way the booty drives you to distraction is so cute to me. lololol...
I am loving the statement, "Black man's krytonite". HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I do have to say is this..........Pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary!!!!!!! Ooopppssss!!!!!!