Here at BlackSportsOnline we liked to think we are a site for the people by the people. So when I get a submission from a reader that is worthy of posting I try to post it. Here is a submission from:
Jabari Beverly from Washington DC
You can check out Jabari on his myspace (hope this get him some chicks): http://www.myspace.com/jjb1213
5 Reasons You Want Michael Turner on Your Fantasy Team.
1. When Ladainian Tomlinson set records with 31 total touchdowns in 2006... who was his back-up?!
Adrian Peterson?! NO!
Clinton Portis?! NO! NO!!
Marshawn Lynch? NO!! NO!! NO!!
Brian Westbrook??? NO!! NO!!! NO!! NO!!!
MICHAEL TURNER made those 31 TD's possible.
Tomlinson would have never been running that hard unless he knew he had a future Hall of Fame running back behind him.
2. Turner rhymes with Burner... he's gotta be fast!
3. When you're named Michael... you're destined for greatness. Let's examine, shall we?
Michael Jordan
Michael Jackson
Mike Tyson
Michael Moore
Michael Richards (He inspired Nas' last album!!!)
Michael McDonald (He should have done a hook on Nas' last album!!!)
4. Did you see the stats Michael Turner compiled during Week 1?
5. Did you?!
He is a cutie
Thanks for the love!
I was just trying to increase his trade value, but you think it might get me some chicks?! LMAO
Thank you for your kind comment, Felicia.
Thanks again to Mr. Robert Littal and Black Sports Online for featuring my nonsense and Darrin at East Carolina University for submitting nonsense and sending me a link to it.