Have you ever wondered if Al Davis is just a robot now? Like it is his body, but his mind has been invaded by aliens or something? I was a big Raiders fan growing up. You know I am already anti-everything, so of course I was attracted to the Silver and Black, so it pains me to see the franchise become such a laughingstock. The press conference today firing Lane Kiffin to me seemed more like a WWE or Floyd Mayweather press conference than an actual professional event. You could almost hear the reporters laughing in the back.
I am confident that Lane Kiffin wanted to get fired and every probably went about trying to get fired, but could you really blame him? It was a no win situation which makes you wonder why Davis hired him in the first place. I think Kiffin had a little too much Jon Gruden in him for his liking. But instead of looking at the past it is time to look toward the future if I want to be able to wear my Tim Brown throwback with pride we are going to have to fix the situation. Here are three things that need to happen for the Raiders to get back to prominence:
1- Al Davis has to die
2- Al Davis has to die
3- Al Davis has to die
Sounds a little harsh doesn't it? I love Al Davis and what he has done for professional football especially minorities (he hired the first African-American head coach), but it if it wasn't clear before it is clear now until he is not around the Raiders won't be a professionally ran franchise. Now the proper thing would be for Al to step down, but as long as the respirator is working he is going to be in charge, so I guess it is time to pull the plug.
Written By BonaFide Sports Expert Robert Littal
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