BSO Exclusive!!!!! Phone Tap: Tony Romo and Brett Favre

Favre: The guys from EA Sports gave it to me. They were originally going to put you on the Madden cover, but since I ended my "vacation" early, they gave me the nod. They were too scared to tell you at first, so they gave me the number so I can break the news. Im God Favre, so you cant technically get mad at me, right?

Romo: I guess you have a point. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Favre: Well, I got kind of jealous that you were getting more media attention than me, so I decided to let bygones be bygones and reach out to you. I finally figured out that everything cant be about me all the time on ESPN.

Romo: Well besides this pinkie and T.O., Im good. Jess has been around the house helping me out a bit.

Favre: Word?

Romo: Word!

Favrre: Too bad you got hurt man. Ive played with some injuries before, but a pinkie?

Romo: Yeah it sucks! Brad Johnson is suppose to be starting so we will see how that goes.

Favre: You mean Old Brad Johnson?

Romo: Yeah....

Favre: (silence)

Romo: Brett, you still there?

Favre: Yeah, Im just speechless man. You guys were a lock to go to the Super Bowl. But between your injury, Pac being suspended, and T.O. chumping you off in the locker room, I dont know about that anymore. It seems like you guys are falling apart.

Romo: (laughing) You believed that preseason hype about us winning it all? Im not worried about winning those rings. Im just playing well enough so that in case Jessica dumps me, all the rebound celebrity booty will be enough.

Favre: (laughing) I know the feeling. Ive known for quite a few years now that I won't win another ring. Last season was just a show. I thought I was ready to call it quits, so I gave it a little extra. Just enough to get more coverage and the Madden cover since we all thought I was retiring.

Romo: Seriously though bro, do you ever worry about the Madden curse? I mean, the last guy had his mom call the cops because he got booed at home.

Favre: What curse? Im Brett Damn Favre! Im the one who curses all those guys!

Romo: (gasp) Really?

Favre: Yeah! So stay on my good side and you wont have anything else to worry about.

Romo: Anything else to worry about?

Favre: Yep.

Romo: But, bro, I haven't done anything to you.

Favre: What don't you understand? I am the most important person in this league. Every time I turn on Around the Horn or Pardon the Interruption, I have to deal with the Dallas damn Cowboys!!! I am in the number 1 media market, and I have to put up with all your drama. I wanted an HBO special all to myself. I...

Romo: Whoa Whoa Whoa. I have nothing to do with that. Blacksportsonline.com gave you the label of God Favre. What more do you want?

Favre: More Attention!!!!

Romo: Well I tell you what. I can call a few folks and give you Superhead's number. She can at least get you some of the black gossip sites, maybe some burn on the NFL network.

Favre: Thanks bro!!! I guess I can reverse the spell I put on T.O. since you are hooking me up!

Romo: That would be awesome.Did I tell you that Jessica bought him that ridiculous outfit he had on the other day out of sympathy?

Favre: Whoa. My bad man.

Romo: We cool.

Favre: I gotta run, but dont forget that number for me. Take care of that pinkie too bro. One last thing. Is that the same pinkie that caused you to mishandle that snap a couple of years ago?